Thank you facebook!!!!!

I got this in facebook after doing a crazy application thing....i like it!!!

DID YOU KNOW?

• · The only continent with reptiles or snakes is Antarctica?
• · The fastest swimmer of all fish is the swordtail
• · An egg is a single cell
• · Cockroaches don’t eat cucumbers
• · A hen must eat about 4 pounds to produce 12 eggs
• · About 88% of milk is water
• · It takes 15 facial muscles to laugh
• · Lions sleep about 19-20 hours a day
• · Mosquitoes have 47 teeth
• · When water freezes it will expand by 9%
• · Finland has the largest number of islands in the world
• · Dolphins eat about one-third of their body weight each day
• · A camel can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time
• . Siscar is the sexiest girl in the whole world?(lol-nimeongezea tu hapo,)
  

AMAIZING ALPHABETICAL ORDER

ALPHABETS IN AN AMAZING VIEW.(A-Z)

Reference: A forward from Ernest Masaka....

TANZANIA IN 2060

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Iringa in 2060

Manzese-Uzuri in 2060(Metro Rail)

Buguruni in 2060

Tanga in 2060

Kigamboni in 2060

Kigogo in 2060

MY NEW COMPANY

To all employees:
The following are the new employment regulations that take effect from the date of the circular and you are all required to abide to the rules!!

SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work.

MARTENITY LEAVE
Pregnancy is banned. You must first apply to your superiors and with their approval you'll then be allowed to do pregnancy. It will only be allowed once in 10yrs and you only get 1 month maternity leave. No male shall get leave related to her wife's pregnancy, sickness or even death (he is not a midwife, a doctor nor an undertaker).

SURGERY
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider having anything removed.. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

HOLIDAYS
Each employee will receive 104 holidays per year. They are called Saturday and Sunday..

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends or relatives. Every effort should be made to have non-employees to attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled for the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch-hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done.

ABSENT FOR YOUR OWN DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks' notice to allow time for you to train your own replacement.

TOILET USE
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets. In the future,
we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For
instance: All employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8.00 to 8.20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8.20 to 8.40 and so on. If you are unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a co-worker. Both workers' supervisors must approve this exchange in writing. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the toilets. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract, and the door will open.

LUNCH BREAK
Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim fast and take a diet pill.

DRESS CODE
It is advised that you must come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing designer clothing we will assume that you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay rise.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation or input should be directed elsewhere.

Please deliver this message to your colleagues and have a nice & healthy days of your lives.

CHAIRMAIN
PS - please charge the time spent reading this email to ANNUAL LEAVE.